It’s all relative

As a short ass I was lucky enough to have a group of friends in school who were of a similar height thereby making my stature less comical.  Now, being all grown up in every way, I realise that my body has finally caught up with my ‘hair’.  I have a mass of unruly curls (Okay it’s really frizz but this is my blog), that has always been larger than anything else about me (except when I was breastfeeding and couldn’t find a manufacturer at the time that did a 34K).  Now, I am large enough that no-one notices my hair. 

So, I wondered about all those large appendages that people are conscious of – noses, lips, ears, small cough… The solution is of course to make everything else larger so the appendage looks normal.

Of course, I now need a larger wine glass to fit my ludicrously large hand!


About Bea Turvey apprentice author and witch

I am a wild-haired author who cannot stop writing. The writing process is not a task for me. It is an extension of myself. When I write, I lose myself as easily as if I slipped into the story for a swim. Writing became a serious part of my life in Decmber of 2009. Unless you're reading this in 2017 it wasn't that long ago, and the bug hit me hard and fast. My first novel, Banished, was published in March 2010 and is available at If you read it, or anything else I've written, I hope you'll post a review and let me know why you liked it - or even why not!
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