As a short ass I was lucky enough to have a group of friends in school who were of a similar height thereby making my stature less comical. Now, being all grown up in every way, I realise that my body has finally caught up with my ‘hair’. I have a mass of unruly curls (Okay it’s really frizz but this is my blog), that has always been larger than anything else about me (except when I was breastfeeding and couldn’t find a manufacturer at the time that did a 34K). Now, I am large enough that no-one notices my hair.
So, I wondered about all those large appendages that people are conscious of – noses, lips, ears, small cough… The solution is of course to make everything else larger so the appendage looks normal.
Of course, I now need a larger wine glass to fit my ludicrously large hand!